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Antvibe

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Alki

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29 décembre 2013, 19:14
Oui c'est plus facile avec cheat engine.

Weby

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29 décembre 2013, 19:20
Pas besoin de cheat engine.

Ricard best membre

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12 février 2014, 20:08
http://www.animalinyou.com/

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Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

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Weby

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12 février 2014, 20:20
Gorille, Hippopothame ou Zèbre

Le macaron est un gâteau

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12 février 2014, 20:24
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Weasel personalities are closely related to badgers and skunks and are suave and disarmingly charming. With their quick minds and lithe physiques they might appear to be promising companions, but are notorious for the Machiavellian streak that underscores their personalities.

Their behavior is motivated by the fact that they are one of the world's smallest carnivores, and while lions and wolves may be able to afford a direct approach in acquiring resources the smaller personality of the weasel requires more devious tactics. Its survival strategy is based on the manipulation of others and it uses charm as its chief weapon.

Weasels lack the emotional and spiritual maturity found in the larger carnivores. They are masters of chaos and their above average intelligence allows them to think quite well on their feet. Weasels are attracted to unorthodox environments. Their quick minds are able to take advantage of rapidly changing situations and they'll always emerge with more than their fair share of the booty. They share the same ambitious streak as their cousin the beaver, but their distaste for hard work has them behaving more like their skunk relatives who also resort to chicanery.

Weasels will disguise their intelligence if they believe it to be in their best interest. Natural liars, their earnest persuasions make it difficult to discern their true motives. They have no internal moral struggle with their behavior, since they believe that the end justifies the means. Their talent for manipulation makes weasels natural politicians.

Weasels have an uncanny knack of sensing weakness in others and they'll often team up with more successful animal personalities, gaining their trust and then milking them for all they're worth. These relationships are completely one sided. Taking what they need, they soon scuttle off to prey on their next victim. As lawyers, they are the essence of what is wrong with the justice system. Interested only in filling their own pockets, they can be seen on late night TV touting their personal injury services.

Weasels love to be the center of attention and often toy with the idea of becoming professional entertainers. However, their love for the craft is secondary to their love for themselves, so they will probably never make it to the top as performers.

Le macaron est un gâteau

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12 février 2014, 20:31
Oh ya un matchmaker!

Wallace

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Rat si beau

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10 avril 2014, 16:14
oh putain, encore pitié, encore

Jaune d'ombre

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10 avril 2014, 17:35
mdr Aimé Jacquet

Rat si beau

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10 avril 2014, 17:43
patrick sebastien >>>>>

ChibiShiroiRyu

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Alki

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10 avril 2014, 18:14
lol c tro meta ^^

Wallace

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10 avril 2014, 18:31
http://www.theshirtlist.com/what-if-zelda-was-a-girl-t-shirt/

Et si Zelda était une fille ?

mdrr jvois qqun avec ça dans la rue jserais partager entre le frapper sans prevenir et lui dire "genial ton t shirt"

Rat si beau

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10 avril 2014, 18:40
wallace je suis complètement en phase avec ce que tu viens de dire wallace

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Vassily Kandinsgruy

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13 avril 2014, 18:48
hey c'est plutôt bien foutu pour le coup
j'ai eu 58 :v

Risokko

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13 avril 2014, 19:18
Ahaha, marrant, ui.

"You checked out 47 out of 90 on this list!

You’re as French as Jean Dujardin eating camembert on the Canal Saint Martin. You’re pretty French. You know good food and good wine and although you’re a pessimist who complains a lot, you always know how to enjoy life."

Aurablade

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13 avril 2014, 19:39
Ahah y'en a quelques unes qui m'ont arraché un rire :')

You checked out 39 out of 90 on this list!
You’re as French as Sex and the City’s last episode. You may know France fairly well. You may even be in France right now. But you’ve only scratched the surface of what it means to be French. You have yet to feel the existential angst that comes with it.

Jaune d'ombre

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13 avril 2014, 19:40
43/90, même commentaire qu'Aurablade.

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RofilRock

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13 avril 2014, 22:50
46/90. Même que le reste.

Retrosasu

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Rat si beau

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13 avril 2014, 23:17
mais regardez mon lien plutôt aux mieux de véhiculer des vieux clichés d'amerlok

Alki

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Boumbibthebob

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14 avril 2014, 10:30
mais regardez mon lien plutôt aux mieux de véhiculer des vieux clichés d'amerlok
mdrr

Retrosasu

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Rat si beau

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14 avril 2014, 11:39
Je veux juste pas rire tout seul

Ivy Maital

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14 avril 2014, 11:46
can help you. But he won't. Or no. Who knows ?

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