Le pire de la stratégie pokémon

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Vilgrav-Klaus

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27 mars 2010, 16:36
En lisant ça on peut avoir une petite pensée pour ces journalistes de génie qui ont publié ces c****ies, grands gagnants de la palme de la plus grosse stupidité de la presse spécialisée.
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27 mars 2010, 17:41
en lisant ça on peut avoir une petite pensée pour ces journalistes de génie qui ont publié ces c****ies, grands gagnants de la palme de la plus grosse stupidité de la presse spécialisée.

Il a raison!

Pierick

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27 mars 2010, 20:12
En lisant ça on peut avoir une petite pensée pour ces journalistes de génie qui ont publié ces c****ies, grands gagnants de la palme de la plus grosse stupidité de la presse spécialisée.

Je vais citer un de mes profs hein : "si c'était vraiment des spécialiste, ils feraient pas journaliste" (bon, lui il parlait de l'informatique ^^' mais l'idée générale est là.

Et je trouve que ces articles ont quand même un intéret : pousser une partie de la population qui ne connait pas du tout la stratégie à se renseigner sur le sujet ^^

Theris

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27 mars 2010, 20:13
Sauf que s'ils se renseignent dans ces journaux, ils iront pas loin.

Efferalgan

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28 mars 2010, 20:01
Stats de Shoddy sur P3K : 4% des Qulbutoke sont joués full vitesse.

Et regardez-moi les fiches des FEAR (Rattata, Melo, Marcacrin...). C'est n'importe quoi. Marcacrin Sleep Talker en OU, des FEAR sans Ceinture Force ou sans attaque de prio (à la limite, pour Melo spa grave s'il est joué sous SS/Hail, mais c'est tout), des movesets ahurissants. Un grand moment d'incompréhension en perspective.

Et Bulbizarre, qui est assez joué, de par sa place privilégiée dans le Pokédex...

Efferalgan

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28 mars 2010, 20:25
Si j'avais voulu dire Melodelfe, j'aurais dit Melodelfe.
Mais là je parle de Melo. C'est-à-dire la pré-évolution de Melofee.

ÉDIT : déjà qu'il faut etre con pour jouer Pichu en OU, en plus le jouer avec Balle Lumière...
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Agammemnon

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29 mars 2010, 06:59
For teh lulz.

Rydley-Keuse

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29 mars 2010, 17:28
Sa arrive à tout le monde, ne t'en fais pas. :'-(

IkinZ

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29 mars 2010, 17:47
Et Bulbizarre, qui est assez joué, de par sa place privilégiée dans le Pokédex...

Je ne suis donc pas le seul a jouer de temps en temps une team de 6 bulbizarres pour rigoler? :baffan:

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01 avril 2010, 13:12
Voilà un log marrant :

Spoiler
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
fearfighterk sent out Sharpedo (lvl 100 Sharpedo ?).
Anon854 sent out Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Sharpedo used Taunt.
Skarmory fell for the taunt!
Skarmory used Spikes.
Skarmory can't use Spikes after the taunt!
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Anon854 switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Sharpedo used Waterfall.
Swampert lost 33% of its health.
Sharpedo lost 10% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Sharpedo used Waterfall.
Swampert lost 33% of its health.
Sharpedo lost 10% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Sharpedo lost 80% of its health.
fearfighterk's Sharpedo fainted.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk switched in Mismagius (lvl 100 Mismagius ?).
Anon854 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Mismagius used Shadow Ball.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Mismagius is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Mismagius lost 6% of its health.
Mismagius's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mismagius restored 6% of its health.
---
Mismagius used Destiny Bond.
Mismagius is trying to take its foe with it!
Tyranitar used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Mismagius lost 100% of its health.
fearfighterk's Mismagius fainted.
Mismagius took Tyranitar with it!
Anon854's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
---
fearfighterk switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Anon854 switched in Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 1
Skarmory lost 60% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!ET 2 + CRIT

Skarmory lost 69% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 3
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 31% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 4
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 35% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 46% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 5
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 30% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 6
Skarmory lost 64% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 7
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 36% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Relicanth used Head Smash.ET 8
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 30% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Anon854: Head Smash
Anon854: Isn't it 80 accuracy ?
Anon854: *_*
fearfighterk: yeah.. something like that
HEAD SMASH ACCURACY = 80, il paraît.
fearfighterk switched in Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
Miltank was hurt by Spikes!
Miltank lost 19% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Body Slam.
It's not very effective...
Skarmory lost 8% of its health.
Skarmory is paralysed! It may be unable to move!1 BODY SLAM 1 PARA

Skarmory used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Anon854: and para
fearfighterk: there we go
Anon854: ROFL ROFL
fearfighterk: lol
Anon854: Everyone is haxxing me like a bitch
fearfighterk: it's 30% para
Anon854 switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Miltank used Body Slam.
Swampert lost 17% of its health.
Swampert is paralysed! It may be unable to move!2 BODY SLAM 2 PARA

The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Anon854: --'
fearfighterk: lolool
Miltank used Curse.
Miltank's speed was lowered.
Miltank's attack was raised.
Miltank's defence was raised.
Swampert used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Body Slam.
Swampert lost 22% of its health.
Swampert used Roar.
fearfighterk switched in Relicanth (lvl 100 Relicanth ?).
Relicanth was hurt by Spikes!
Relicanth lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Relicanth.
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Relicanth used Aqua Tail.
Relicanth's attack missed!
Swampert is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
---
Relicanth used Aqua Tail.
Swampert lost 32% of its health.
Anon854's Swampert fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Anon854 switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Rotom-h used Will-o-wisp.
Relicanth was burned!
Relicanth used Aqua Tail.
Rotom-h lost 24% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.
Relicanth was hurt by its burn!
Relicanth lost 12% of its health.
---
Rotom-h used Discharge.
It's super effective!
Relicanth lost 48% of its health.
Relicanth used Aqua Tail.
Rotom-h lost 23% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.
Relicanth was hurt by its burn!
Relicanth lost 2% of its health.
fearfighterk's Relicanth fainted.
---
fearfighterk switched in Delibird (lvl 100 Delibird ?).
Pointed stones dug into Delibird.
Delibird lost 50% of its health.
Delibird used Ice Shard.
Delibird's attack missed!
Rotom-h used Discharge.
It's super effective!
Delibird lost 50% of its health.
fearfighterk's Delibird fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
Anon854 switched in Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.ET 1
Skarmory lost 23% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Dugtrio used Stone Edge.ET 2
Skarmory lost 24% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.ET 3
Skarmory lost 25% of its health.
Skarmory is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages.
---
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!ET 4 + CRIT

Skarmory lost 50% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Anon854: ><
fearfighterk: dude.. just kil me and get it over with..
fearfighterk: lol
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.ET 5
Skarmory lost 24% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.ET 6

80 de précision également, mais bon...
Skarmory lost 24% of its health.
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
fearfighterk switched in Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
Miltank was hurt by Spikes!
Miltank lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Miltank.
Miltank lost 12% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Milk Drink.
Miltank restored 50% of its health.
Skarmory is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
fearfighterk switched in Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
Miltank was hurt by Spikes!
Miltank lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Miltank.
Miltank lost 12% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Milk Drink.
Miltank restored 43% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 37% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Dugtrio lost 6% of its health.
Anon854 switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
The sandstorm rages.
Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.
---
Anon854 switched in Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.
Dugtrio's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
---
Dugtrio used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!...........

Skarmory lost 47% of its health.
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
fearfighterk switched in Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
Miltank was hurt by Spikes!
Miltank lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Miltank.
Miltank lost 12% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Milk Drink.
Miltank restored 37% of its health.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 47% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Dugtrio was hurt by Spikes!
Dugtrio lost 7% of its health.
fearfighterk's Dugtrio fainted.
Pointed stones dug into Dugtrio.
Skarmory used Whirlwind.
The sandstorm rages.
---
fearfighterk switched in Miltank (lvl 100 Miltank ?).
Miltank was hurt by Spikes!
Miltank lost 25% of its health.
Pointed stones dug into Miltank.
Miltank lost 12% of its health.
Miltank used Milk Drink.
Miltank restored 37% of its health.
Skarmory is paralysed! It can't move!
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Miltank used Curse.
Miltank's speed was lowered.
Miltank's attack was raised.
Miltank's defence was raised.
Skarmory used Taunt.
Miltank fell for the taunt!
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk: awww
Anon854 switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Miltank used Body Slam.
Rotom-h lost 32% of its health.
Rotom-h is paralysed! It may be unable to move!3 BODY SLAM 3 PARA. 30% de para, théoriquement.

The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-h is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Rotom-h lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
Rotom-h's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rotom-h restored 6% of its health.
---
fearfighterk: lol
Anon854: ROFL ?
Miltank used Body Slam.
Rotom-h lost 21% of its health.
Anon854's Rotom-h fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Miltank is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Miltank lost 6% of its health.
Miltank's leftovers restored its health a little!
Miltank restored 6% of its health.
---
Il manque la fin du match car c'est un poke que je ne peux pas spoiler ,désolé :D

Qui fera pire que ce haxx ?

Pierick

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01 avril 2010, 14:30
[...]
Miltank used Body Slam.
Rotom-h lost 32% of its health.
Rotom-h is paralysed! It may be unable to move!3 BODY SLAM 3 PARA. 30% de para, théoriquement.

[...]
Miltank used Body Slam.
Rotom-h lost 21% of its health.[...]

Comment une attaque de type normal touche un spectre ?

Edualc

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01 avril 2010, 14:35
Citer
Querelleur : Permet de toucher les Pokémon Spectre avec des attaques de type Normal ou Combat.

Pierick

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01 avril 2010, 16:04
Arf... forcément, j'aurais dut aller consulter la bible (ou le coran, ou la torah, ou ce que vous voulez, m'en fiche) plutôt que rester sur le pokédex pas à jours de PT  :-\ (il indique seulement isograisse en capacité spéciale)

Theris

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03 avril 2010, 18:19
et sinon...
(l'adversaire jouait Cadoizo ? oO)

Pierick

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03 avril 2010, 21:28
Theris... j'ai regardé qu'un seul site (PT déjà ouvert), sinon j'aurais vérifié sur P3K... Du boulot, j'ai fait ça en vitesse pendant ma pause, et j'allais pas me taper 5 sources différentes pour comparer.

Agammemnon

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04 avril 2010, 11:19
Si si j'avais vu ça, c'est juste un Mysdibule à côté  :haulas:

Dark-Evoli

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04 avril 2010, 13:30
Ancien numéro du Nintendo Mag' non?

IkinZ

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04 avril 2010, 13:39
Petit truc qui m'a fait rire:un mec qui me sort un scorvol spiker en avant dernier pokémon...

Max

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04 avril 2010, 19:17
Rire le mot est gentil c'est de la merde:

Vilgrav-Klaus

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06 avril 2010, 13:56
Voici un pokémon cheaté des premières générations: mysdihabam! il a les stats et attaques de Brouhabam, et la tronche de mysdibule, pour mieux tromper l'ennemi! Fait peur.

Vilgrav-Klaus

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06 avril 2010, 19:07
Ouch relai de plénitude sur un sweeper physique! Ouch hurlement attaque en premier si on a une bonne vitesse. Ah, je ris de voir qu'il y a pire que moi en ce bas monde.

Efferalgan

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06 avril 2010, 19:21
"Dans le cas où l'équipe adverse n'a pas de starter".
Oo

Vilgrav-Klaus

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06 avril 2010, 20:05
Ce type devrait subir une attaque réveil forcé. Je pense que ça l'aiderait.

IkinZ

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06 avril 2010, 20:25
Ce type devrait subir une attaque réveil forcé. Je pense que ça l'aiderait.

+1 :haulas:

(oui je sais un post entier pour dire +1 suivi d'un émoticone ça craint mais j'ai rien trouvé d'autre a dire a part une critique lourde et chiante de cette blague,mais j'ai décider de ne pas la mettre)
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Vilgrav-Klaus

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06 avril 2010, 21:14
ça craint mais j'ai rien trouvé d'autre a dire a part une critique lourde et chiante de cette blague,mais j'ai décider de ne pas la mettre)

+1  :winner:
Moi et ma blague minable, on te remercie.

IkinZ

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06 avril 2010, 21:21
Une critique n'est pas forcément négative,sachez-le jeune homme  :haulas:.

Non je n'ai pas fait un post simplement pour dire ça,juste pour dire que ça fait bien 4 gars qui me traitent de "haxxor" ou autre truc pour dire la même chose,après que je les aie démoli a grands coups de dracolosse choice scarfer...
PS:phénomène remarqué sur pokémon online,shoddy est épargné de ce côté là (pour l'insatant)
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Vilgrav-Klaus

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06 avril 2010, 21:27
La blague étant minable, la critique allait être négative... Moi, j'ai fait ce post juste pour dire ça, et ça ne me choque pas. :bg:

Efferalgan

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06 avril 2010, 21:29
Ah non, moi sur Shoddy, on me traite de Haxxor.

Mébon, envie de faire chier les gens aujourd'hui sur Smogon.

Donc création d'une New Team HAXXADONF :
Lockpin lead : T-Wave et trick Choice Scarf derrière.
JiraHAXX, paraflincher : T-Wave, Poing de Feu, Tête de Fer, Voeu.
TogeHAXX, paraflincher : Plaquage (pour les Sol), Lame d'Air.
Cresselia, staller : copier/coller de Smogon, avec T-Wave.
Triopikeur, choice bander : trappe les staller (paralysés) et les bousille.
Mackogneur, RestTalk, absorb statut : se place très facilement sur un adversaire (paralysé) et Dynamopoing par-dessus. Confusion + Para = grohaxx, surtout que j'envoie un flincher derrière.

Bilan très positif : sur une dizaine de combat, j'en ai gagné 2, le reste a quitté.

IkinZ

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06 avril 2010, 21:50
Il y a une technique de haxx pour phogleur avec la grêle mais je sais plus comment ça fonctionne...Quelqu'un la connait(a moins que ce ne soit pas du haxx et que ce jugement prouve mon incompétence)?

EDIT:Oui c'est pas Phogleur mais Kaimorse,désolé...
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