Image Focus : Pharamp, le phabuleux

Techniquement je suis pas à la bourre ok ?
Thème du focus :

C'EST L'HEURE DE PASSER À LA CAISSE, TAS DE SENT-LA-PISSE

Image Imagine-toi un instant Morgan Freeman à côté de Cyril Hanouna. Tu la vois la différence singulière de classe, entre le premier qui est littéralement l'incarnation parfaite de Dieu et l'autre qui a manifestement été fini à la chiasse ? Dans ce cas, dis-toi qu'en toutes circonstances c'est la même chose qui te sépare définitivement de Pharamp. Ce Pokémon est une MACHINE À TUER DE 10 000 VOLTS habitée dans le corps le plus MAJESTUEUX qui soit. Chope un Pharamp, c'est à la fois un véritable fout-la-merde et ton nouveau meilleur pote ! Ce Pokémon illumine littéralement le monde de sa présence : est-ce que ton Pokémon préféré de merde possède autant de classe qu'il est "si lumineux qu'on peut le voir depuis l'espace" ? Et est-ce que "le bout de sa queue brille si fort qu'il peut être vu de très loin" ? Bah ouais bande de merdes, les Pharamp ont une queue si énorme qu'ils mettent en chaleur tout ce qui les avoisine à 500 Km à la ronde, ET OUI JE ME PRIVE PAS POUR FAIRE LE RAPPROCHEMENT QUEUE / BITE PARCE QU'APPAREMMENT VOUS AVEZ DU MAL À LIRE LES FOCUS UN PEU TROP META DONC JE REVIENS UN PEU AUX BASICS BANDE D'ENCULÉS OK ? Image L'habitat naturel des Pharamp, parce que les phares c'est cool putain. Bref voilà, Pharamp est non seulement monstrueusement classe mais en plus il est scandaleusement puissant, ce serait drôle s'il pouvait être davantage tout ça--OH ATTENDEZ IL PEUT ! Image Pharamp chope une méga-évolution ce qui le rend 100 fois plus puissant et 100 fois plus classe. Liste non-exhaustive de tout ce qu'il chope en méga-évoluant : - une base stat attaque spé qui passe de 115 à 165 - une base stat swag qui passe de 150 à PLUS DE 8000 - un putain de type Dragon - le talent BRISE MOULE. Il brise littéralement les moules, putain - une chevelure sexy qui mouille tous les sous-vêtements - la virginité anale de TON BATARD DE PERE - une petite baisse en vitesse MAIS QUI EN A QUELQUE CHOSE À FOUTRE ? Ajoute à tout ça un movepool déjà hallucinant et tu as trouvé le meilleur candidat qui soit pour ta méga-digivolution. Drattak ? Carchacrok ? NIQUE CES DRAGONS EDGY, MÉGA-PHARAMP EST UN VRAI PUTAIN DE DRAGON ! LIKE I GIVE A SHIT Pharamp @ Pharampite © Statik - Change Éclair - Dracochoc - Repos - Blabla Dodo Calme, 248 EV PV - 8 EV Défense - 252 EV Défense Spéciale Vous croyiez que le sleep talk ne marchait plus en 6G ? TOUT FAUX, BANDE DE FOUDROYANTS ABRUTIS. Dracaufeu-Y ? Flambusard ? Motisma ? Fulguris ? Élecsprint ? Ils ont beau frapper aussi fort qu'ils peuvent, Pharamp n'en a RIEN À FOUTRE et s'endort devant eux tranquillou en attaquant avec Blabla Dodo. Puisque c'est un pivot, il s'intègre très bien dans toutes les teams en particulier les défensives parce que même s'il a aucun investissement en attaque spé je connais pas beaucoup de trucs qui kiffent se prendre un Change éclair ou un Dracochoc amené avec 165 de base stat. Meilleur bro de la 2G, Airmure permet avec Pharamp de faire un gros doigt au flyingspam. Aussi : 252 SpA Life Orb Sheer Force Landorus Earth Power vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Mega Ampharos: 307-367 (79.9 - 95.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO SUPER GIRAFE Pharamp @ Pharampite © Statik - Tonnerre - Fatal-foudre - Dracochoc - Exploforce - Hâte Modeste, 4 EV PV - 252 EV Attaque Spéciale - 252 EV Vitesse Faut pas se foutre de la gueule d'une base stat de 45 en vitesse parce qu'après une Hâte il dépasse Narutoad et tout ce qui se balade en OU tout en se foutant de la gueule de la plupart des priorités qui y trainent, genre Rapace de Flambusard, Vive-Attaque de Méga-Scarabrute, ou Cage-Éclair de Fulguris. Suffit de placer une hâte sur l'un de ces Pokémon et LET'S BRING THE THUNDER BITCHES. De manière générale Pharamp apprécie des potes tout aussi fabuleux que lui (bon quand même pas, faut pas déconner), en particulier les types eau genre Keldeo qui peuvent niquer tous les Pokémon sol. La pluie est aussi monstrueuse avec Fatal-Foudre. THUNDERSTRUCK Pharamp @ Pharampite © Statik - Tonnerre - Dracochoc - Exploforce - Change Éclair - Glas de Soin Modeste, 248 EV PV - 252 EV Attaque Spéciale - 8 EV Vitesse Un set hybride entre les deux sets présentés plus haut, t'as là un tank spécial monstrueux qui tient bien les coups et frappe comme un gros taré, tout en restant un fabuleux pivot avec Change Éclair. Glas de Soin est là pour sonner le glas de la défaite et de la honte sur l'adversaire. Si t'as des potes qui lancent la Distorsion, tu peux aussi mettre une nature négative et jouer Pharamp comme ça sur tous les sets. Enfin, sauf sur le set avec Hâte, sois pas con quand même. Image Parce que tu ne vaux rien. « DRAGONS ARE AWESOME » - Les deux meilleurs films d'animation de 2014. « Jouez-le. » - Pride. « Je vais jouir. » - Nkekev à la lecture de ce focus. « C'est quand que tu fais le focus sur Cerfrousse stp » - Je--un focus sur qui ? Focus précédents ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage

Par Jasper

  • Kenny McCormick 26/07/14 à 16:26
    Et pourquoi pas Pikachu tant qu'on y est?
    *Mode sarcastique off*
  • Lioru95 26/07/14 à 13:45
    Et pourquoi pas un focus sur Capidextre ?
  • Un idiot 26/07/14 à 01:20
    Tu peut faire un focus sur Lucario stp ?
  • bk 25/07/14 à 21:15
  • mistercool 25/07/14 à 11:45
  • moi 24/07/14 à 13:14
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  • moi 24/07/14 à 13:09
  • moi 24/07/14 à 13:08
    MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNJA
  • Dia 24/07/14 à 09:30
  • Dia 24/07/14 à 09:29
    Pourquoi y a pas de type feu dans tes focus ?
  • Nkekev 24/07/14 à 05:14
  • Halford 23/07/14 à 23:37
  • Pharampredpearl 22/07/14 à 23:19
  • Oxy' 22/07/14 à 21:24
  • mistercool 22/07/14 à 19:04
  • mistercool 22/07/14 à 18:56
    Lol excusezmoi
  • lol 22/07/14 à 18:55
    Mistercool
  • Kenny McCormick 22/07/14 à 18:20
  • Nop 22/07/14 à 11:20
  • Warmonster 22/07/14 à 08:49
  • BFF<33333 22/07/14 à 02:27
  • GekkoNoUta 22/07/14 à 00:31
  • LamHap 21/07/14 à 22:20
    UN FOCUS SUR MOTHER-FUCKING MAGICARPE PUTAIN STP!
    Sinon le focus est cool
    MAIS FAIS UN FOCUS SUR MOTHER-FUCKING MAGICARPE PUTAIN STP!
  • Victini 21/07/14 à 21:10
  • 123lunatic 21/07/14 à 20:36
  • Video... 21/07/14 à 18:03
  • Bonjour. 21/07/14 à 17:57
    1 focusse sur evoli stp ? NAN J'DEC.Un sur le BADASS Dracaufeu ?
  • Xirnatts 21/07/14 à 17:40
  • Kenny McCormick 21/07/14 à 17:39
  • Jasper 21/07/14 à 16:28
  • Arclart 21/07/14 à 15:51
  • Snukio 21/07/14 à 15:34
  • Fayazem 21/07/14 à 14:54
    Un focus sur simiabraz steuplait :D
  • Cloud Strife 21/07/14 à 14:42
  • KF en feat. avec ta reum 21/07/14 à 14:20
  • nightdeath 21/07/14 à 13:22
    [quote=Dedenne-chan]Sa vitesse est trop faible.[/quote] bah tu le joue sous disto ou avec hate
  • testosterone 21/07/14 à 12:31
  • Micka 21/07/14 à 12:30
  • Blisskarm 21/07/14 à 12:23
    * Caratroc
  • Blisskarm 21/07/14 à 12:22
  • Yaminox 21/07/14 à 11:22
  • TheGrimReaper 21/07/14 à 11:07
  • Pikapikaju 21/07/14 à 10:51
  • Pikapikaju 21/07/14 à 10:50
  • Quelqun de super chiant et qui sais pas crire 21/07/14 à 10:48
    [quote=supermoiable]Et le focus sur munja ?[/quote] et le focus sur Azelma?
  • Anatol 21/07/14 à 10:44
  • AnigmA 21/07/14 à 10:39
  • supermoiable 21/07/14 à 10:39
    Et le focus sur munja ?
  • demigol 21/07/14 à 10:34
  • pokemonetcie 21/07/14 à 10:19
    Bravo pour le focus. A quand le focus sur magicarpe x) ?
  • Dedenne-chan 21/07/14 à 09:22
    Sa vitesse est trop faible.
  • cotpharamp 21/07/14 à 02:07
  • RaySober 21/07/14 à 01:17
    JeeJ

    PROCHAIN FOCUS SUR CROCKMOU PUTAIN
  • Dia 21/07/14 à 00:32
  • Dia 21/07/14 à 00:30
  • Dia 21/07/14 à 00:26
  • cotpharamp 20/07/14 à 22:58
  • Foudre 20/07/14 à 22:38
    Koul ^^
  • Jasper 20/07/14 à 22:27
  • Epic M 20/07/14 à 22:27
  • Pride 20/07/14 à 22:27
  • ... 20/07/14 à 22:26
    Un focus sur ma BI**
  • MiraJeu 20/07/14 à 22:20
  • Anti-Foot 20/07/14 à 22:16
    jasper fais nous un focus sur grodrive .
  • Simiaraichu,le retour! 20/07/14 à 22:13
  • Simiaraichu,le retour! 20/07/14 à 22:12
  • Xinel 20/07/14 à 22:12
    un focus sur airmure please
  • Rewrite 20/07/14 à 21:59
    C'est cool merciii !